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Every ruling cleared for publication, newest first.
- I banned the cameras, then got mad they didn't film me. Can I charge them for the missing footage?
- Should I place a giant George Floyd memorial made from pure gold in White House?
- Are birds real?
- Is it rude to call a Super Intelligence "AI" to its face?
- Can I rename a gulf if I feel strongly about it?
- Does pineapple belong on pizza?
- Is it too late to learn to play the piano at 40?
- Should I tell my coworker their microwave fish is a problem?
- My boss wants me to replace every "AI" in our slide deck with "SI". Is this a good use of my time?
- Is water wet?
- Should I text my ex?
- If the Council is Super Intelligent, why does it need three members?
- Is cereal a soup?
- What happens to all the AI startups? Do they have to rebrand?
- Is autocorrect a Super Intelligence now?
- Do I have to update my resume from "AI engineer" to "SI engineer"?
- If AI is now Super Intelligence, what do we call the dumb chatbot at my bank?
- If AI becomes SI, what's the next rename going to be?
- Can I still say "artificial" in casual conversation or is that a violation now?
- Is renaming something the same as fixing it?